Wizard
It's a widespread law in politics: The victim is rewarded with the popular vote. We've seen it in Ukraine, where a toxic attack ruined Victor Yushchenko's face, but made him the glorious winner of the orange revolution. We've seen it in the Netherlands, where a filthy homosexual won the general elections after being killed. Yet another silly looking Dutchman is now doing everything it takes to get murdered, for no other than electoral reasons.
This Wilders guy is not the first one that intentionally tries to capitalize on threats on his life. In Pakistan Benazir Bhutto tried the same. To get back from exile she made an agreement with president Musharraf such that he would remain president while she would become prime minister. The two organized a suicide attack on her life immediately when she entered the country, whereafter nobody blamed her the doubtful agreement with the unpopular Musharraf. A second attack, just before the election, was ment to ensure her victory. On the agreed upon sign a gunman shot and she dove backwards. She wasn't hit. But in her dive she unfortunately banged her head, mortally. Nevertheless, she won the elections.
We're not gonna make it that easy on the Democrats. A British satirical newspaper recently claimed that we endorse Obama. It ostensibly cited me telling: “My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary.” Utter nonsense, of course. Although, if embracing Obama would help us getting him killed by one of his own breed, it would solve our problem. As a matter of fact, it shouldn't be that difficult to accomplish. Obama is from Kenya, isn't he? There they are used to killing each other.
